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Location: Netherlands
Tune it in, Chill out, Drop dead, I need a fix.
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Exp. Points: 410 / 550
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Voting Pow.: 4.84 votes
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Flash Reviews: 446
Music Reviews: 26
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446 Reviews | 103 w/ Responses
Fucking surf plank through the head, though I wonder if it could penetrate a human with that speed. Overall it was very nice (especially the ending).
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The game was very hard to finish.
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Though there's not enough COCK.
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The best flash game I've ever played, without any doubt. Favorited.
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I found a bug. I killed the first boss with the garbage can puke ability, then it zero sank to 0, and then it suddenly was invulnerable and untouchable.
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Breath in, smell the air. Let these pawns dance, let their motions be soft like angles.
Author's Response:
Kaykay. Really, they were stiff, very stiff, in fact.
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"Very funny, I didn't see that one coming!"
The drawings weren't good, though you really got me surprised.
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I couldn't hear a fuck but watching how they reacted on eachothers facial expressions was fun enough on itself.
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"Cool! A Spore 'cell stage' inspired game."
Overall this game is slim in a positive way. A real big plus was the interactivity of the main menu, really cool. Though the game itself had a few things missing. First off, no cell adapting or upgrading - this is really an important step for a game as simple as this. Secondly, it's good that you add complexity to this game by adding abilities, but clicking those is a major problem, for it moved your cell to the ability button.
Author's Response:
Sorry to sound like a broken record, everyone, but this is NOT a Spore 'cell stage' inspired game. There are some similarities, but we weren't inspired or really even influenced by Spore. Oh another note, STeelRaTnI, thanks for your ideas. We're not planning a sequel to this game right now, but if we do in the future we'll keep your thoughts in mind.
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The song itself was pretty good in a strange retarded way.
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